My Lame Life - Signed Copy

My name is Plum Parrish, I'm fourteen, and I'm pretty sure I'm invisible.

Not like super power invisible, more like loser invisible. There's a big difference.

I live with my dad who doesn't realize that a job transfer to Kansas is not a promotion; my s'mother who thinks journaling, cheesy inspo slogans, and mani-pedis can solve my problems; and my twin brother Pax who is so perfect I'm convinced we share absolutely no DNA.

Unfortunately, I'm not invisible to them. I love them, but they embarrass me on the daily. Honestly, they would probably say the same about me, because I'm weird, sarcastic, and just a lot. My best friend is ghosting me, and my other best friend is a teacher. The move to Kansas is my opportunity to reinvent myself and embrace my a lot-ness (yes, that is too a word).

Sure, I will literally have to battle a live bat, a Queen Bee, and my unruly hair, but I will find my tribe and own who I am.

US ONLY. Sorry, international readers, but the Post Office charges more than the book is worth. But if you buy the book from your bookseller I'll send you a signed book plate to put in it. Email me for details.